The mostly-randomness, sometimes-anime/manga, sometimes-3D blog of a writer with attention-span issues and whose special skill is building flat-pack furniture without reading the instructions.
I write sci-fi, fantasy and m/m fiction, sometimes all at once. Please don't hold it against me.
Always obsessing over: cute animals and humour.
Some aspects of this blog may be NSFW.
If you've seen my name on ANY "We Heart It" posts, I did NOT upload them. Someone took a bunch of images from this blog and uploaded them there with my name attached.
My first m/m romance novel, The Destruction of Kirill, is now available. Click here to find out more.
Click here to find out more about my science fiction novella Three Graces.
y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read
My mother has managed to ‘lose’ a new pack of ham.
Almost all her suggestions so far are that it’s somehow mysteriously my fault that it’s missing. She’s not said it outright, of course, but as I’m the one that bought the bags in yesterday, being told that “maybe it’s still in the car” (because I’m so stupid I wouldn’t see a pack of ham escaping from the middle of a large and upright bag) or “maybe it’s still in the bag” (because I am so stupid that I could fold up three recyclable bags until they’re flat and not notice a large pack of ham in there as I cram them into the small space between the table and the wall), it’s pretty obvious what she means…
Oh great. Thanks, Sixteen. Thanks to a particularly impressive moment of timing, I will now forever associate this Celldweller song with Fayth jerking off in the shower.
Brilliant. Just what I wanted when I’m listening to it in my car.
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
It’s not good to fall out of the habit of writing sex. It feels weirdly awkward if it’s been a while since the last time.